Sometimes you need to monitor the comments on your site. Since I assume that someone will notice soon: I grabbed the relevant part of the page. Right off of John McCains page. Heh
Father’s Day McCain Golf Pack
MUST OWN! MUST USE!
June 10, 2008Reviewer: LazyMF from Texas
Bag is handy. Will hold 2 Vietnamese skulls.
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June 10, 2008Reviewer: Ron Burgundy from , Los Angeles
Perfectly dimpled, John McCain’s balls fly straight into the hole every time!
I only wish that I could buy a John McCain ball-washer so that I could wash John McCain’s balls, my balls, and all my buddies’ balls with that signature John McCain ball-washing gusto.
John McCain’s balls. Now there is change we can believe in!
McCain roolz!!! Obama droolz!!!
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June 10, 2008Reviewer: Anonymous person from asdf, AK United States
We are at war. Support the troops and go golfing. Oh, and oppose the GI bill, so the soldiers don’t get so much money for college. Otherwise, they’ll cut and run to some liberal university!
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Balls!
June 10, 2008Reviewer: Al Bundy from San Francisco, CA United States
Dear Senator McCain,
I see you have supplies for golf, but how about bowling? I take the measure of a man by his ability to bowl. The black guy cannot, it seems, bowl his way out of a paper bag containing a 40 ounce. The woman, obviously is unfit for the office, bowling or no.
So, Senator, it seems you are the only white male sportsman representing the Grand Old Party. You’ve got my vote, as long as you bowl better than a 200.
Golf is for sissyboys, sir, throwing a rock you can put your fingers in is a manly GOP sport.
Go Republicans!
Al
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June 10, 2008Reviewer: McCain Fan from Highbrow Street, United States
Whenever I get angry at how elitist the limousine liberals are, I have the chef make me some Cindy McCain Ahi Tuna with Napa Cabbage Slaw, then I take my John McCain golf gear out on the country club, where I can be with real, hardworking Americans. Also, white people.
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Cognitive Dissonance 