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Jungle Boogie
FuckFuckFuckFuckFuck. It was 6:00am and we have a 6:30 bus to catch. We are also moving rooms so we need to make sure everything is packed and ready. We went … Continue reading Jungle Boogie
The Medium is the Massage
I had booked a spa day for Yulia and Sasha for today. That wasn’t until 10 so we could try to rest in the morning. Unfortunately we got a 6 … Continue reading The Medium is the Massage
Good For Cuts and Bruises
For some unknown reason we slept pretty well. We couldn’t sleep in too much because we had a presentation to avoid. Tony the Tiger had tagged us for a morning … Continue reading Good For Cuts and Bruises
Eating Barbecued Iguana
Yulia woke up early. Technically, I did as well. but she likes her morning walks on vacation and when I tried to get up to join her I fell right … Continue reading Eating Barbecued Iguana
Passport to Pass Out
Spicy! The bartender was warning me that the Bloody Mary was going to be a Bloody Mary. Yes, I know it will be spicy. That’s why I ordered it. It’s … Continue reading Passport to Pass Out
Get back to where you once belong
Work Math: One day of vacation equals three days of fixing broken shit when you get back. I’m almost caught up to where I was when we left on vacation. … Continue reading Get back to where you once belong
Everywhere There’s Signs
For Fuck’s Sake. Kahalui Airport is a shitshow. We got an alert the night before that traffic at the airport was really heavy and that we needed to be sure … Continue reading Everywhere There’s Signs
Two for One
The sea was a lot calmer this morning. Our neighbors weren’t however and we could hear a couple of women loudly laughing away at 5:30am outside our window. It was … Continue reading Two for One
Wave at the Tourists
Sleeping worked. There’s a real upside to taking a down day during vacation. Resting is hard work, and you really need to have enough energy for it. You can get … Continue reading Wave at the Tourists
Save 15 precent
It was a really hot and humid night. I slept poorly, and Yulia was up a lot as well. A rough night usually calls for more coffee in the morning. … Continue reading Save 15 precent
Blue Hawaii
We had an actual plan today. A schedule! We were taking a boat for a snorkeling tour at 1, and we had to drive back to the harbor at Ma’alaea … Continue reading Blue Hawaii
Back it up
I woke up with a swimming hangover this morning. Not a hangover from drinking, but a full body soreness from snorkeling. Parts of me were sore that I didn’t know … Continue reading Back it up