Eating Barbecued Iguana
Yulia woke up early. Technically, I did as well. but she likes her morning walks on vacation and when I tried to get up to join her I fell right … Continue reading Eating Barbecued Iguana
I do not want your Brainburning Drugs – they are useless for work
Yulia woke up early. Technically, I did as well. but she likes her morning walks on vacation and when I tried to get up to join her I fell right … Continue reading Eating Barbecued Iguana
Spicy! The bartender was warning me that the Bloody Mary was going to be a Bloody Mary. Yes, I know it will be spicy. That’s why I ordered it. It’s … Continue reading Passport to Pass Out
Work Math: One day of vacation equals three days of fixing broken shit when you get back. I’m almost caught up to where I was when we left on vacation. … Continue reading Get back to where you once belong
For Fuck’s Sake. Kahalui Airport is a shitshow. We got an alert the night before that traffic at the airport was really heavy and that we needed to be sure … Continue reading Everywhere There’s Signs
The sea was a lot calmer this morning. Our neighbors weren’t however and we could hear a couple of women loudly laughing away at 5:30am outside our window. It was … Continue reading Two for One
Sleeping worked. There’s a real upside to taking a down day during vacation. Resting is hard work, and you really need to have enough energy for it. You can get … Continue reading Wave at the Tourists
It was a really hot and humid night. I slept poorly, and Yulia was up a lot as well. A rough night usually calls for more coffee in the morning. … Continue reading Save 15 precent
We had an actual plan today. A schedule! We were taking a boat for a snorkeling tour at 1, and we had to drive back to the harbor at Ma’alaea … Continue reading Blue Hawaii
I woke up with a swimming hangover this morning. Not a hangover from drinking, but a full body soreness from snorkeling. Parts of me were sore that I didn’t know … Continue reading Back it up
Jesus Christ. I took a nap and I am completely a shambling mess. We are sitting out as the sun is going down waiting for things to cool off and … Continue reading Just keep Swimming
We woke up to light rain today. Walking onto the balcony the rain wasn’t so much falling down as floating around in all directions like it hadn’t made up it’s … Continue reading Getting caught in the Rain