Not a bad gig…

These new plane seats have a slick little TV screen with these knobs and things. So far I have figured out the "Coat Pull" which is a knob that would allow you to hang your coat on the seat in a totally inconvenient manner, allowing it to be used instead of a napkin for cleaning your hands or something. Quite handy is a cupholder that gets your drink off that little shaky TV tray. That is cool so far. We also have some holder of some kind on the opposite side of the TV, but I can’t figure it’s use yet. The Garcon tells me it is for your glasses. Of course it’s far too small for that so I will just hang the earphones from it. The TV system itself has the works of movies, games, music, and the works.

Vastly superior. I would love to see First Class. I bet you get handjobs.