I am a bad person.

I can’t get the "Spider-man, Spider-man" song out of my head now. 

Poor kid. From the UK:

Lakshmi Tatma was born joined to a ‘parasitic twin’ and will go under the knife at the hands of 30 surgeons to remove two of her useless arms and legs.

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Torment: Lakshmi can not walk or crawl and is unlikely to survive her teens without surgery

The headless ‘twin’ is joined to Lakshmi at the pelvis and has its own spinal column and kidney.

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