I get it now, these damn conservation groups that you pay for the best tours to witness the last untouched this, or final resting that are all really just a big scam to eat really tasty shit. our snorkeling trip today contained constant references to how everyone used to eat this or that until it became endangered. but instead of seeing the business opportunity to raise prices, they just protect everything and we all end up eating gardenbuegers. i’m sure that my eco hosts ( which appeared to be some inverted strip club, with the girls holding the money and the guys with nipple piercings, but I digress. I’m sure that our boat really had nets ot of a hatch on the bottom. And as they hauled in their catch they would sneak away for a snack while we had tofu dogs. that would explain their hoarding of the soy sauce. the bastards.