The Grotto bar at the Maui Hyatt is one of the more famous bar locations, and in my opinion, possibly the most pleasnt place to imbibe. This marvel of engineering is a sunken bar, below pool level, in a man made pool-filled cave, that you swim to under a waterfall. This means that you can swim up, in the shade and order drinks and catch the game on the bar TV, all at the same time. Marvelous.
I have been watching the World Cup here for the last several days, and it has been a terrific escape from the standard New Scum hanging about the pool. That with the exception of last night when some neanderthal go so drunk he couldn’t figure out how to swim back under the waterfall. his flailing in the water splashed up over the protectiove rocks and got several peoples drinks and cigarettes wet. This would be the only person that I have seen cut off here, as he then staggered back, and procedded to assume that I was his friend, with big armed hugs, and the promise of more booze. At this point the bartender handed him his water as his last drink, and his pals carted him off. splashing the bar and flopping about is pretty standard, but you don’t get people’s smokes wet. that’s just ne kulturny.
He obviuously did not read my entry on the right way top get kicked out of an establishment. Cretin.