The Grotto Bar

The Grotto bar at the Maui Hyatt is one of the more famous bar locations, and in my opinion, possibly the most pleasnt place to imbibe. This marvel of engineering is a sunken bar, below pool level, in a man made pool-filled cave, that you swim to under a waterfall. This means that you can swim up, in the shade and order drinks and catch the game on the bar TV, all at the same time. Marvelous.
 
I have been watching the World Cup here for the last several days, and it has been a terrific escape from the standard New Scum hanging about the pool. That with the exception of last night when some neanderthal go so drunk he couldn’t figure out how to swim back under the waterfall. his flailing in the water splashed up over the protectiove rocks and got several peoples drinks and cigarettes wet. This would be the only person that I have seen cut off here, as he then staggered back, and procedded to assume that I was his friend, with big armed hugs, and the promise of more booze. At this point the bartender handed him his water as his last drink, and his pals carted him off. splashing the bar and flopping about is pretty standard, but you don’t get people’s smokes wet. that’s just ne kulturny.
 
He obviuously did not read my entry on the right way top get kicked out of an establishment. Cretin.

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  1. The Frogs once again let me down.  Zidane should be ran out of town on a rail. instead, they award him the "Golden Ball."  What next?  Rooney given the "Sportsmanship award?" 
     
    Screw soccer, and screw the Italian Team.  Cost myself money this year, betting on such a random slovenly sport.  Thank God football season is almost here. 
     
    A quite sober -h

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  2. you get what you deserve when you support french soccer. don\’t try to go and focus your anger on the team for losing, the loser here is the one who tried to make a buck off the french. look in the mirror for the guilty on that one. no offence, but you should focus on better gambling opportunities in the future. I supported the italians from the beginning, a case of wine from our wine merchant pals ensured that.

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  3. While I support fine Italian wines as much as I support older fine Italian Cars for thier impeccable uptime (which is to say, rarely), you have to admit that the Frogs are better in the Wine-making.  Coupled with the fact that Zizou was called a "filthy son of a terrorist whore" and did not retreat, made me know that there was one Frenchman who would not surrender. 
    Also there is documentation of the Italy dupliciousness:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRO626ImQek. 
     
    For the record, I was a true supporter of Thierry Henry, an Arsenal Striker and a good man, not to be condemned for being on the French team.
    -h

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  4. Hmm, when you post from the mobile site, it doesn\’t grab your profile. Interesting.
     
    In any case, thank god no one actually takes these games seriously. I mean, could you imagine that?

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