Renton – water sports

you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany than the Renton water park. the park itself is redeemed by the fact that they don’t check your bags at the gate. today we have smuggled in a gallon thermos of Mai Tai, which has really taken the edge off the park, and has improved the apperance of many of its patrons. A bit of Slim Fast on their part would go a long way in that respect as well. With a bit of imagination it is really quite relaxing to just hang out here and watch the upscale denziens of the south end at their watering hole. I just wish I could get a hunting licence for here, but it wouldn’t really be sporting.