Thus ends another Birthday

So today completes my birthday, and throughout the day the only people who remembered have been the women i know and of course, Mr. Dixon. This tells me two things:

  • Women are far more intelligent than the average man.
  • The abundant consumption of booze makes up for this gap.

I expect to raise the intelligence of my discourse community this weekend via a BBQ that I shall host, this will include the consumption of many things, including my own liver, and my youth. Mai Tai’s will be the order of the day, and as expected, the IQ of the group will rise as the drinks disappear.

Thi swill be put to the test on Saturday.