Damn Cat

The cat jumped on me while I was sleeping last night, changing what ever it was that I was dreaming into a dream of an intruder in our house. The intruder was downstairs stealing wood paneling (which we don’t actually have any of, and if we did I’d give him a hand), and I turned on lights to startle him, while Yulia picked up Oscar, our Daschund, and used him as a Barking Gun(tm), pelting the intruder with sonic blasts to drive him out.


I so need therapy.


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