Damn Cat

The cat jumped on me while I was sleeping last night, changing what ever it was that I was dreaming into a dream of an intruder in our house. The intruder was downstairs stealing wood paneling (which we don’t actually have any of, and if we did I’d give him a hand), and I turned on lights to startle him, while Yulia picked up Oscar, our Daschund, and used him as a Barking Gun(tm), pelting the intruder with sonic blasts to drive him out.

 

I so need therapy.

4 Replies to “Damn Cat”

  1. You write so funny! Please write something for other people to reed! More people will have a better day, because you made them laugh.

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  2. God forbid this thing actually make it easy to make ones name appear next to your comments.

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  3. Goddamnit. Mark, drop me an email explaining how to make this thing put my name up there instead of (no name).- Jack

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