Eating Barbecued Iguana
Yulia woke up early. Technically, I did as well. but she likes her morning walks on vacation and when I tried to get up to join her I fell right … Continue reading Eating Barbecued Iguana
I do not want your Brainburning Drugs – they are useless for work
Yulia woke up early. Technically, I did as well. but she likes her morning walks on vacation and when I tried to get up to join her I fell right … Continue reading Eating Barbecued Iguana
Spicy! The bartender was warning me that the Bloody Mary was going to be a Bloody Mary. Yes, I know it will be spicy. That’s why I ordered it. It’s … Continue reading Passport to Pass Out
The sea was a lot calmer this morning. Our neighbors weren’t however and we could hear a couple of women loudly laughing away at 5:30am outside our window. It was … Continue reading Two for One
Sleeping worked. There’s a real upside to taking a down day during vacation. Resting is hard work, and you really need to have enough energy for it. You can get … Continue reading Wave at the Tourists
We had an actual plan today. A schedule! We were taking a boat for a snorkeling tour at 1, and we had to drive back to the harbor at Ma’alaea … Continue reading Blue Hawaii
I woke up with a swimming hangover this morning. Not a hangover from drinking, but a full body soreness from snorkeling. Parts of me were sore that I didn’t know … Continue reading Back it up
Jesus Christ. I took a nap and I am completely a shambling mess. We are sitting out as the sun is going down waiting for things to cool off and … Continue reading Just keep Swimming
Some asshole decided to give me a spam call at 5:30am local time. My phone is supposed to be in “Do Not Disturb” mode, so I don’t know why it … Continue reading In da Club
Staying over in Hana meant we didn’t need to rush. Yulia and I still woke up early – in fact before sunrise. Since we are on the other side of … Continue reading Get into the Grove
We are now on the other side of the island. We again survived the trip to Hana. We found a room here – ring on Hana bay overlooking the black … Continue reading Buckle up and hang on
We join your correspondent from a folding keyboard on a beer cooler typing on their phone, feet already in the sand… It can be really hard to not do anything … Continue reading Spring Forward
It takes a while to get used to a new coffee maker. Especially an old drip basket style. Ther’s a lot of variables in amount of coffee, grind, etc. I … Continue reading What are you Chicken?