Cognitive Dissonance

Our first hotel for our trip is a full apartment suite in the Latin Quarter. We knew it had a full kitchen, bedroom, Bath, etc. But when we saw it … Continue reading Time Flies like an arrow. Freedom Fries like a banana

At this point we all seem rather moist from spilt wine. Fortunately I have Woolite as well. There is not much shortage of  wine, booze, or people spilling it. The … Continue reading Thank god for Shout wipes

These new plane seats have a slick little TV screen with these knobs and things. So far I have figured out the “Coat Pull” which is a knob that would … Continue reading Not a bad gig…

The Terminal We are now drinking, I mean waiting for our flight. After running the gauntlet of Ticket checks, Baggage checks, Passport check, and a quick rectal exam we have … Continue reading As Pretty as an Airport

Packing like madmen. There is no balance to packing, I already know that we will take too much of what we do not need and not enough of what we … Continue reading Paris Diary: T-Minus 1 day

OK, those little travel size soaps and stuff are really cute but cost! I suppose that’s better than trying to pack big stuff or buying it once you arrive. Remembered … Continue reading Paris Diary: Supplemental

We leave for Paris in two days. This should be a very good trip. We have been planning this for almost six months, and I expect that our planning ahead … Continue reading Paris Diary: T-Minus 2 Days