Fun Games for the Hotel
Probably the most fun one can have at a Hotel is to get up before the cleaning staff arrives, and swap all the "Do not Disturb" signs about. Move them … Continue reading Fun Games for the Hotel
Author: Mark
I write, I read, I lift heavy things, and drink fermented beverages. Just not at the same time. I work in the computer industry, and blog for no good reason at all.
The Grotto Bar
The Grotto bar at the Maui Hyatt is one of the more famous bar locations, and in my opinion, possibly the most pleasnt place to imbibe. This marvel of engineering … Continue reading The Grotto Bar
people eating tasty animals
I get it now, these damn conservation groups that you pay for the best tours to witness the last untouched this, or final resting that are all really just a … Continue reading people eating tasty animals
note to self…
at all times, on all days, Sake is much stronger than expected.
sobriety defeated!
it has taken most of the day, but the dark spectre of sobriety has finally been lifted. This was not aided by the bastards at the marriot pool bar who … Continue reading sobriety defeated!
proper drinking behaivor
it is a sport reserved for the lowest dregs of our society, the sodden, cheap untermenchen, to get themselves kicket out of fine drinking establishments so quickly through the use … Continue reading proper drinking behaivor
don’t let me forget.
I need to tell the story of gary hart’s fax line.
new contest – spot the worst bood job
so I assume that the assumption is that no man would ever complain about any boob job should be true, however, this assumes that some level of minimum quality and … Continue reading new contest – spot the worst bood job
beaten at my own game
they all knew it. those bastards behing the non-working bar knew that I wouldn’t last without service. severe thirst and the threat of sobriety have forced me from my high … Continue reading beaten at my own game
its the system
once again I find that rules are for chumps and a quick thinker gets ahead. I am in the hotel now with my copy of Better Than Sex, and I … Continue reading its the system
Mobile Spaces
so this new beta seems pretty cool. lets see how it works
The Journey of the Sodden Traveler – Part 2
My God – These Buggers are Short As expected, Japan is really weird. It’s been about two minutes since I left the plane, and I’ve already seen people walking … Continue reading The Journey of the Sodden Traveler – Part 2
Cognitive Dissonance 